Riley Kilo, in plastic pants.
An Email I received. It's weird to get emails from mainstream sources that speak to your life. I was in bed, had just leaked a little bit outside of my Attends and before crawling out of bed I was checking my phone email... a habit I'm not fond of, but I digress. I saw the title of this email and thought, wow, I really do need something to better manage leaks, but it's probably not wearing a Depend. Regardless, it was nice of them to offer.
Thinking it might be of some help, I also forwarded the email to the NSA :P